I have NO idea what to think about this.....

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Save A Cute Puppy - 39 (Reno)

Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXXX@craigslist.orgD

Date: 2008-04-22, 3:25PM PDT

Send Me Your Picture or the Puppy Gets It!

Ok, I said it. And I mean it! I hate to go to such drastic measures but I am frustrated, bamboozled, and honestly out of ideas. I have placed a few straight-from-the-heart ads for myself on here but, alas, no responses. I have stated my humble intentions, listed my good qualities, and described myself as good looking. Apparently, nobody cares. So that's it. I am resorting pure terror and violence. Unless you want to see an Al-Qaeda style execution with this puppy...

You best email me your picture.

Maybe, you think: "Why would I ever want to meet someone that would harm a puppy?" "Could such a person be a danger to me?" "Should I condone such ruthless acts by succumbing to the demands?" "What if his demands go beyond a simple email or picture?" "Would appeasing him only endanger more puppies in the future?" "Could this lead to more puppy perpetrating acts?"

These are all valid questions. They demonstrate a deep understanding of human nature, social awareness, and strategic political action. They are not, however, helping this cute little guy. So unless you want to see this him on Al-Jazeera Animal Planet... Email me or the puppy gets it!

....so disturbed by this posting. tales o' fun from the dating world. there always more to come.