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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Dear Sallie Mae,

I now realize that I have sold my soul to you. I owe you A LOT of money. I also realize that I am several months behind on payments. I do not make A LOT of money. Usually, things like food and gas win out over pay you all back. Sorry. However.....

THIS DELIQUIENT PAYMENT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO CALL ME SIX (YES, SIX!!!) TIMES IN ONE DAY TO TELL ME THAT BASICLY I'M YOUR BITCH. THEN WHEN I TRY TO CALL AND MAKE A PAYMENT YOU CHARGE ME A "SERVICE FEE" TO TAKE MY MONEY OVER THE PHONE!!!! WTF?!!!?!!?!?

You will get your money when I have it to give to you.

Thank You,
Greenaprils

PS-In attempt not to lose my cool (again) at SM, I brain stormed some good things going on in my life. I forgot to mention that Dr. Handsome (Hot Chriopractor) is single again. It won't pay thi bills, but it helped a little. Mmmmmm....Sexy educated jewish men.......sigh