Circus?

Thursday, December 06, 2007

I didn't think that I would get to show this for a couple months, but here it is. I love everything about this picture.

One for the Books

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

My sister ran away to Thailand with her new boyfriend. I am jealous or course , but I've seriously missed her. That always hasn't been the case, we addimttedly hated each growing up. It wasn't until after college that we spoke on a regualr basis. She's been e-mailing me all of her adventures (don't tell my mom) and having a wonderful time. She said that she was walking in the streets north of Bangkok and saw this:





I couldn't believe it. I can't wait to see the pictures. She also mentioned that I have some very cool souvioners (sp?) coming. Awesome.

Day Four

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Finally getting back into the groove of things after an "interesting" summer. I'm currently on a 10 day cleanse. It's allowed me slow down and take a little time out. Still, I'm pretty busy with massage, but I sat down and watched a movie last night. I can't remember the last time I did that.

My sister left for Thailand last night. I miss her already. She ran away with her new boyfriend. I am insanely jealous. I drove both of them to the city and spent the night at Tex's place. At 6:45am I was rudely woken up with the announcement that Christmas is only X number of days away....Blah blah blah blah..... I almost ripped the radio from the wall and threw it. IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING OF NOVEMBER PEOPLE!!!!! I think the Christmas spirit has a finite time, it expires in 12 days.

News Flash: The house I'm staying at is a complete disaster. Both of the roomates have moved out since I have moved in to housesit. I'm not that bad of a roomate, it just happened that way. Yikes!!! I'm glad I'm not on the lease!!

Really People?!?!

Tuesday, October 02, 2007



Today the internet is partly evil and with a possibility of entertaining. I'm not sure why I'm going to post these pictures, maybe the train wreck factor (Very High-can you imangine someone actually wearing this?). The models are great on this website - Jesse from SBTB, anyone?

Time Warp

Monday, October 01, 2007

THE INTERNET IS EVIL.....MUST UNPLUG....

On-Line...Finally

YAY!!!!

I now have my own computer and can now blog everyday!!! Of course, a lot to update, but here is a newer pic. (When did my hair get so long?)

Memory

Wednesday, June 06, 2007


I'm in yoga class yesterday and completely out of the blue I remember another camp memory. WARNING: To super sensitive animal lovers following story may make you cry.

At my camp there were cabins and cabin tents. Each had (if food was left out) problems with critters. Mice specifically. And no matter how many times I told the campers that FOOD=MICE, eventually sometime during the week there would be an apperance of Cinderella's little friends.

The way the maintence guy used to get rid of the mice is disturbingly hilarious. He used a vacuum. He would suck thoes little vernmin right up like they were Cheerios. The most vivid part of the whole process was the sound that they made being sucked up into the vacuum. A very satisfying "THHHUUUUUUMMMMPPPPPP"

I started laughing out loud at this trip down memory lane and as expected my sanity is now in question. But it was 'effing hilarious, honestly.

Side Note

Oh, I forgot to mention that it's been snowing the last couple of days in Tahoe. Good times, eh?

And Little brother will be here in less than a week. I can't wait!

PMS

I hate being that girl that talks in excess about her moon cycle. I don't think I'm there yet but this is a warning. I'm having a hormonal crisis these last couple of days. I feel like a crazy person. I have the urge to decapitate anyone who pisses me off or does something stupid. The bagger at Safeway that put my steak in with the veggies--BEWARE! All I crave is meat and chocolate. I settled for a steak (medium rare, of course), but I really want blood sausage (WTF!). Who craves blood sausage, ever? I don't even know where to purchase such an item.

To top it all off I recieved an e-mail from my ex that contained a veiled ultimatium. In short it said that the trip that we were planning as friends has turned into: If you still come on this trip it means that you are still interested in me (romanticly). F*^%K! The ex is pitting my "friendship" with him against my love for wine and the fun of being drunk at 3pm. Apparently, he has a wish for bodily harm, dismemberment and/or a drowning in fermentation vat. I am seething.

I just thought of the most delicious plan. Agree to go on trip and bring along a new or old boy toy. Today, I feel just evil enough to do it.

Damn this steak is good. Tastes a little like revenge.

Go Here Now

http://www.towerguard.org

One Dimension

Friday, June 01, 2007

Interesting: The minute the clouds come in Tahoe, everything looks flat.

Still no work. A little antsy about this. Taking off tomorrow for a wedding (former roomates-actually). The one whom (?) is never wrong. Not the one who like to have naked boys at our house ( I liked her soooo much better). However, I have been promised many cute employed only slightly alcoholic boys to talk to at this wedding. And a good group of people to get drunk in the middle of the afternoon. A couple questions though:

Who has a wedding at 1pm in the afternoon?

Who (in thier right mind) has a 'bring your own dish' buffet for 200+ people?

Needless to say that I will have stories, hopefully not of the food poisining variety. Please Goddess NOOOOO!!!!

Good News: Little brother might crash Tahoe for the summer. I hate to put bad karma out into blog land but I detest Michigan. I refer to the 9mo I lived there after college as "The Dark Years." It Sucked--Doesn't even begin to cover my horrible experience.

Only good thing was all the cool peeps I met at camp. Not even the camp. Just my internationals, few domestics and the crazy ass camp nurse. On a total side note I was just reminded of the coveted pink allergy medication we used in a borderline recreational manner. Ahhh, good memories.


Anyways, back to the little brother. He's going to school MI and can't find a job after searching for about a month. I told him if he came out here he had a job. He probably wouldn't even need to fill out paperwork and have an annoying interview. And I could get him a job pretty much anywhere he wanted. I'm not an all powerful big sister, I just live in a place where the labor force is so small (living expenses high) they take just about anyone. But of course they would be lucky to have my LB. And WoooooHooooo would we have some crazy fun!!!

Graduation and Groupies

Thursday, May 31, 2007


Ok. I found one. From left to right: Jess, Me, Joseph and Amanda. Jess and Amanda are two new friends that I met while in St. Louis-- They Rock!!!

Once I figure this Facebook Tagging thing there will be more.

PS-The horoscope trifecta is still wreaking havoc. On top of being bored, the possibility of direction and/or schedule is eluding (sp?) me.

What to do...

Back in the Tahoe bubble from vacation. I am bored. Work was busy over the holiday weekend, but has dropped off suddenly. I resorted to going to Reno last night. I was that bored. I need a new hobby. Soon. Before "Reckless Behavior" offers up something destructive. I know myself. The last time this happened I woke up naked in a hotel room. With someone sleeping next to me. The time before that I went on the first date with my ex. And we can all guess how that turned out.

At the same time I am looking for an instutuion to blame and blame I will. Roman Catholic Church I'm pretty sure this is all you fault. Soon I will have the full psycohanalitical report: Reckless Behavior and The Id Guilt Complex: A Basis for Faith. Well, it's nice to know that the $30,000 I spent putting myself through school wasn't a waste.

I'm trying to recover some new pics of myself. I'll keep trying. Maybe soon. Until then I'll be at the bar.

Sun Shower?

Friday, May 04, 2007


**HockeyGirl: Do you remember theses from GS? Heavy as f*ck weren't they?**

From Refrence.com:

A sunshower is an unusual meteorological phenomenon in which rain falls while the sun is shining . These conditions often lead to the appearance of a rainbow, if the sun is at a low enough angle . The term "sunshower" is used in the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and parts of Britain, but is rarely found in dictionaries . Additionally, the phenomenon has a wide range of sometimes remarkably similar folkloric names in cultures around the world . A common theme is that of trickster animals, or the devil, getting married, although many variations of parts of this theme exist .

I grew up in Michigan. We do not have these so called "sunshowers". When it rains or snows there, it is all icky grey and gross.

Here in Northern California inttermittnet sun/snow combo is alarmingly bizzare.

In less than 24 hours I will be leaving for my vacation. It will be great.

I'm even going to rough it tonight and sleep outside. My sister calmed down a bit, but she will lord "the crashing on her couch" over me until she's dead.

On a completely unrealted note: Dog acting like real dog. Fiore decided that jumping into the lake after pinecones is her third favorite activity (#1: Food, #2: Bugs as food). She now smells like Swamp Thing.

Aries, Capricorn and Gemini on a Full Moon

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

I moved out of my house yesterday. I am sooo excited to be camping again. I love being outside. Buildings make me depressed and after six months of being inside I am ready for the confort of nylon housing. Except...

It's currently snowing right now. A lot.

So the Ascending Cap in me planned to be sleeping soundly in my cozy little tent home tonight. The Sun Sign Aries is looking for a guy to go home with and share "Body Heat". And the Moon Sign Gemini is falling back on her family and feeling really guilty spending the night on her sisters floor, when she should be paying rent.

I'm blaming the full moon.

Pick-Me-Up

Monday, March 26, 2007

I know it's only Monday, but I needed this to cheer me up:










Not Fair Part II

I did my taxes. I owe the gov. $142. This is not fair. I wanted this refund to pay for a computer. Without a computer, my entire bussiness plan is down the crapper. This stinks.

On the brighter side of life: 1.) It's snowing. Hard. 2.) I looked hot today (before the snow ruined my look). 3.) I have a puppy (Ok, she's five, but she'll always be a puppy to me.)

On the darker side: I don't know if I'm going to make rent. SH*T.

Not Fair

Thursday, March 22, 2007

I had planned on doing my taxes (at least starting them), during this time I have on the library computer. I know you are shocked how a woman like me does not own a computer. Well, at least I'm still not using dial-up. You know who you are!

No, taxes yet I still have 12 mintes, though. I did however completely alienate the man sitting next to me. Snorting and laughing out loud to a computer screen will do that. In my defense OkSerouisly is an effing funny blog.

So, the guy that asked me out for drinks, I bit the bullet and left him my number. He e-mails me back and leaves his number. WTF!?!!?! Am I supposed to call him now?

Regroup

Monday, March 19, 2007

Lost lost lost. I have lost my way. Far far far from my blog.

I have a list of topics that I brainstormed last week when I only have 6.5 minutes on the library computer. Not I have a whole 15 minutes and can't decide what to write. Oh well. I guess I have to start somewhere again.

Out of the blue someone e-mailed (Myspace) and asked me out for drinks. I'm having a bit of hesitation accepting the offer. The time I tried internet dating it didn't work out. Shiver. The real part of my is: Sure why not!!! The molded bruised safe part of me is: Remember what happened last time? GRRRRHAHHHUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Erease it all. All the bad, ugly guarded parts are gone.

Huh, I titled this bolg for a reason. Wouldn't have guessed it was a secret wish.

 
The Spotless Mind - by Templates para novo blogger